Eridian Ice by T.A. Moore
   
   

The man sitting at the dining table looked like an aesthete or an ascetic.  He was rail thin, with chemically smooth, melanin tanned skin drawn close over the hollows of his temples and jaw.  Regen-treatments, cheap and freely available, had made traditional old-age, with its decrepitude and bodily decay, a thing of the past but there was still an air about the terribly old, the sense of thwarted entropy hanging around their shoulders.  His narrow elegant hands - such a contrast to the fat sausage-fingers that he sported in old news pictures - picked fastidiously at the simple meal of broth and water and laid out in front of him.

It was not the Onasis Lane that Tunley had expected to meet.

"I dislike disappointment," Lane said.  He took a sip of water, grimacing as it went down like it was sewage.  Tunley, served from the same jug, had never tasted water so sweet and pure.  Lane dabbed his lips with a handkerchief and looked around at his assistant.  "What happened to the last man who disappointed me, Karen?"

Karen consulted her datapad. 

"You had him bisected and each half sent to opposite sides of Federated Space," she said.  "Perhaps two of them would find what one of them had not.  You have promised to reunite them if they succeed."

Land spooned a mouthful of broth between grimacing lips.

"Really?  I was feeling merciful that day."

Karen closed the file on her datapad and opened another with a tap of a wire-enhanced nail.  "He had been a reliable source in the past," she said.  "You didn't want to waste him."

"Unlike this gentlemen.  I'll have to think of something...impressive.  We wouldn't want people to imagine I'd softened."

A bubble of sourness burst in Tunley's belly.  He glanced at Karen quickly, hoping for support.  She just stared back at him with cool, green eyes in a narrow, unexceptional face.  He gulped water, washing the taste of bile down into his stomach.

"You won't be disappointed," he said.

Land lifted a spoonful of broth, turned the spoon and let the pale liquid splatter back into the bowl.

"Be sure of that," he said, leaning back.  "There's little that doesn't disappoint me of late."

Tunley caught himself rubbing his sweat-damp hands together and made himself stop.  He breathed in and out.

"A bottle of Eridian Ice Wine," he said. 

His heart stalled in his chest.  Everything hung on this moment.  Everything.  If Land wasn't interested after all...

Land raised his head and stared at Tunley with glittering eyes.  That familiar, legendary  smile stretched his mouth till it threatened to split the tender skin.

"Tell me more," he breathed.

Onasis Lane was not a rich man.  Rich men were a dime a dozen after the diaspora from Earth. They owned companies and cruise-liners, spaceships and governments; they appeared on lists that graded just how rich they were and scrabbled to keep the press from finding out their dark secrets for fear it would destroy the base of their wealth.  Onasis Lane owned planets and he owned the rich men who owned the governments.  And he didn't have any dark secrets that he feared exposing to the world, his depravities were public knowledge and there was nothing to be done about them.

One hundred and fifty years ago it had been Onasis Lane who had perfected the space-drive that made the diaspora possible.  A controllable dimensional rift generator that shunted space ships along dimensional fault lines where the laws of time and space ran differently.  Space travel was possible without it, but slow and by the time you got where you were going Lane's ships would have already been there.

His competitors tried to create their own of course.  So did the Federated Earth Council, reverse-engineering the technology in hidden black-ops bases around the world.  They all failed.  A lot of them died too - in explosions and gas leaks and after setting off dimensional mines that - blorp - swallowed up the scientist, the lab and roughly a mile of the surrounding countryside.

"The generator itself is surprisingly simple," Lane said in an interview.  He sat opposite the pretty blonde interviewer and smiled toothily at the camera.  A handsome man with his wavy blonde hair, ascetic features and half-moon glasses for that scholarly air.  It was only his smile that spoiled it: aloof, soulless and hungry as a manticore.  "It was ready five years before I revealed its existence."

The interviewer blinked her wide, shiny eyes and waited for the auto-cue to catch up with the sudden change in topic.

"Five years?" she gasped suddenly.  "Why wait so long?"

The shark's smile widened until it seemed certain he'd reveal a second, hidden, set of teeth.  Lane leant forward as if he was about to confess something.

"The booby traps," he said cheerfully.  "I made sure that anyone trying to find out how the generator worked wouldn't live to talk about it."

A year later he married the interviewer in a quiet registry office on the moon.  She lasted five years, until she was nothing but a shell of flawless skin and practised smile with her insides all eaten out.  Her death at one of the Land factories in Brazil got higher ratings than any of her other TV appearances.  No-one knew exactly what happened, anyone close enough to see was dead, but the likeliest explanation is that she deliberately opened up a rift and just left everything fall through it.

Brazil was missed, but in a rare charitable gesture Land gave any survivors an already terraformed planetoid for their nuBrazil.

He didn't marry again.  The ennui that plagued him had already begun to set in.  His appetites were vast and obscene.  Even the least of them would have kept a normal man occupied for a lifetime in attempting to explore and sate it.  Land, however, could buy whatever and whoever he wanted.  The opposition to him drugging the nuns of Cahron IV and indulging in a six week orgy with them was easily bought off.  When no civilised planet would permit his genetics lab to set up and create his designer mythoforms he simply bought and terraformed an asteroid, populating it with centaurs and gorgons and sad, simple things that thought they were gods.

One hundred years ago, his every lust indulged till it disgusted him, he retired to Land's End, the space ship that orbited Olympus.  For a time his scientists amused him by dredging up every book on mythology they could find and creating increasingly bizarre beings for him: little orange men with tentacled limbs, hollow women with their limbs on backwards. 

Even that palled in time. 

His appetites, once prodigious, became refined.  Quality instead of quantity.  The most obscurely skilled courtesans, men and women who specialised in the erotic potential of the spine or the fingertips, were brought from across Federated space.  He cultivated a reputation as a epicurian, eating only the rarest and most difficult to prepare foods.  To enable his new hobby he purchased the tongue of the foremost gourmet his researchers could track down.  For doctors used to tending the ills of hollow women and faux-gods it was a simple matter to transplant a tongue.  Or later, when he interests included wine, a palate.

Yet, as with his baser hungers, it was too easy for him to acquire even the most bizarre of gourmet delicacies.  Cannibalism was a taboo with little force when his geneticists could force grow mindless hunks of flesh.  An entrée of lightly braised immature Morciosin nymphs, a life form suspected of being on the cusp of sentience, sated him for only one meal.  The protesters in their ancient, jury-rigged crafts were little obstacle to men whose employer knew the codes to set off the booby-traps in the ship's engines.  His procurers ranged throughout Federated space and beyond into the unexplored territories, bringing back ripe purple fruits that wept when pierced and things that looked like humans on the outside but were full of a crisp green flesh.  And even if you returned alive from your adventures, bearing some new fruit or flesh to braise or sauté or roast, there was still Land to contend with.  It was not enough for his meals to be odd or unique, they must also be a delight on the tongue.  Success was generously rewarded; failure was inventively punished.

One month later Karen led a limping Tunley from the station's docks and up through the levels.  The stink of sweat and singed flesh filled the narrow metal tunnels, caught and circulated through the vents.  It had not been difficult to acquire the wine - a susceptible wife, a set of unguarded keys and a fast ship were all he needed - but pursuit from the previous owner had been dogged. 

They ended up in the same dining room with the man himself sat waiting at the table.  Karen nodded politely almost a bow, and slipped away. 

From the looks of Land he could have been sitting there since Tunley had left; his eyes were bruised and sunken, his lips parched and peeling.

He had fasted for his treat.

"You have it?" he asked.

Tunley reached into his pocket and pulled out a small bottle.  It fit neatly into the heart of his hand, barely larger than a perfume bottle.  The glass was dusty blue, bubbled through with flaws, and the cap held in place by layer of lead stamped with the Eridian winery's seal.

"That's it?" Land's voice was hoarse.  His hands flexed against the desk, fingers flattening against the wood.

"Yes."  Tunley handed it over.  "Eridian Ice Wine, vintage 2201."

Land lifted the bottle reverently, turning it between his hands.  The thick liquid within was just visible within the bottle.  Even before their competitors had released the virus that would destroy the Eridian winery vines that bottle would have gone for over a million credits.  It had always been rare.  Now, this was likely the last bottle in existence.  It was priceless, or would be but for men like Land.

"My money?" Tunley said.

His question was dismissed impatiently, a swipe of thin fingers dismissing such concerns as secondary. 

"Soon."  Land ran his nail over the lead, scraping it across the stamped seal.  "Once I've tasted it."

Karen came back into the room with a silver tray set with a crystal glass and bowl, flowers of frost blooming on the carved thin sides.  She set it reverently in front of Land and stepped back, exactly two paces. 

The seal cracked under the pressure of Land's nails and peeled away from the bottle in brittle strips, discarded on the ground.  He carefully twisted the cork free and raised it to his lips, sniffing and then tasting the stained surface.  Tunley held his breath.

"It does not seem spoilt," Land said. 

That was enough to twist a sigh of relief from Tunley.  His throat closed up again as Land poured a dribble of sweet, maroon wine into the frosted glass and drank swirling the sweet liquid over his stolen tongue and pressing it against his bought palate.  He closed his eyes.  Tunley bit his lip hard and Karen leant forwards, watching the reaction.  Land's eyes opened, wide and he spat, splattering priceless wine and clots of blood over the table.

Too late.

"You..."

He clawed at the table, sending glass and wine crashing to the floor, and tore his nails down to the quick.  Veins bulged in his forehead and spit frothed at the corner of his mouth.  His lips peeled back in a grimace that showed his teeth all the way to their bloodless gums and his throat bulged in a desperate attempt to push a scream over paralysed muscles.

The poison was quick but not painless.

Land went limp and slumped over the table, head hitting the seasoned wood with a crack.  A fortune in wine soaked the floor.

"How did you poison the wine?" he asked.

Karen knelt and lifted the glass, the frost patterns melting under the warmth of her palm.  Her smile twisted through the crystal.

"I didn't.  I poisoned the glass."

   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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